There is a lot of talk about "African Sickness" syndrome, which unlike the so-called saudade, does not afflict hearts far from their motherland, but Westerners who part ways with the Dark Continent after one or more sojourns. It is commonly thought that, as heartbreaking and controversial as it is, it is a melancholically pleasurable disease that almost no one would want to eradicate, and it is said that "for the African sickness there is no cure."
We too talk about it every Wednesday on these spaces, but there are those who do not rest and, with the knowledge and experience they have, have created a medicine that can (perhaps) cure this syndrome!
Here's the mug sheet of Afrisan, the medicine devised by our reader Massimo Vita.
Read this sheet carefully before taking the medicine - Keep this sheet, you may need to read it again - If you have any doubts during your stay outside Africa, ask a friend by requesting a video call.

WHAT IS AFRISAN AND WHAT IS IT USED FOR?

AFRISAN is used to relieve the symptoms of MdAF (African Sickness) disease.
Particularly indicated for loss of tan, lack of appetite due to lobster deficiency, absence of taste especially when eating fruits and vegetables, allergy due to footwear, long pants and winter clothing, loss of spontaneous smiles and general zest for life.
Studies have found that AFRISAN also alleviates the more severe symptoms of the disease, such as falling in love with young strangers, loss of money due to unwarranted donations, and transient or permanent amnesia phenomena related to the existence of wives, husbands, children and other family members in Europe.

BEFORE TAKING AFRISAN

AFRISAN should never be taken before the onset of symptoms of MdAF clearly compatible with the specific disease. AFRISAN is by no means indicated in pregnant women and people who have recently undergone treatment such as marriage or cohabitation, as the drug's active ingredient may also cause undesirable effects such as desire to escape. The drug is indicated in the treatment of school-age children who have lost any interest in learning and in school in general.

HOW TO TAKE AFRISAN

AFRISAN should be taken at least once a year, for at least 15 days, during January-March. The positive effects of the treatment are also present during August, November and December, although lesser benefits have been found.
For best results, staying in places near the sea with savanna excursions of at least 3 days per treatment session is recommended.
In the most severe cases, the constant presence, 24 hours a day, of a local of different sex, preferably at least 25 years of age, with a sculpted physique, no work commitments, and skill in spreading sunscreen is required.
The drug has been shown to have greater effects when taken with very cold TUSKER beer, adequate portions of bluefin tuna tartare, barbecued "kuku," and fresh seasonal fruit (passion fruit can trigger "passion" effects during the hottest hours of the day.

UNDESIRABLE EFFECTS

AFRISAN can procure significant side effects especially in individuals who after years of treatment need multiple treatment sessions per year to enjoy its benefits.
Among the most frequent undesirable effects have been found to be: loss of employment in Italy, reduction in assets, loss of affections such as wives and husbands, loss of esteem from close family members, and creeping envy phenomena from less close friends and relatives.
The most disabling side effect, however, remains the unanticipated birth of "chocolates," which causes the mother (or father) and the entire tribe to take charge of them with a considerable increase in monthly operating costs, continuous requests for unconditional subsidies from unseen people.

COMPOSITION

Timboni powder extract, heat from Malindi's open market in April, essence of aged Taka Taka, small percentages of makuti ash from burnt villas.

NOTES:

MdAF remains an incurable disease at present and it is unlikely that a definitive cure will be found in the future. The main strains of the disease remain those identified by the famous American pathologist Hemingway, who divided them into three major subgroups: flowers that have no smell, women who know no love, and men who have no honor.

In spite of everything, however, MdAF remains one of the very rare diseases that causes joy, changes the way you view life, enhances feelings, and leaves you with a great sense of emptiness as soon as you board an airplane.

EXPOSURE TO THE DISEASE IS RECOMMENDED